Happy Thursday, Vancouver!

Another heat wave is rolling in, which means it’s time to perfect that artful dash between air-conditioned buildings. But hey, there’s at least one upside to all this extra sunshine: you can now cool down with a milkshake from the brand-new In-N-Out in Ridgefield. On top of that, the calendar is bursting with events all over town: festivals, concerts, markets, and more. So grab your shades, your patience, and maybe a Double-Double, because it’s going to be a busy (and hot) weekend!

Here's what to expect in today's edition of The PNW Report (Vancouver):

📰 Local News
☁️ Weather
🎉 Events & Things To Do
🤔 Lateral Thinking Puzzle

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LOCAL NEWS

🍔 Ridgefield In-n-Out Is Now Open

The long-awaited day has finally arrived: Ridgefield’s brand-new In-N-Out is officially serving up Double-Doubles, animal-style fries, and milkshakes thick enough to bend a straw. Prepare yourself for long drive-thru lines, happy taste buds, and the undeniable smell of grilled onions drifting across Clark County. This will have to do until our very own East Vancouver location opens up at a date yet to be announced!

🪧 Evergreen School District Workers Rallied Hard Yesterday

For the first time in 57 years, Evergreen’s paraeducators, bus drivers, and maintenance staff are weighing a strike that could delay the first day of school for Evergreen School District. Workers marched Wednesday demanding livable wages ahead of their vote today. The district says it values staff but is strapped for cash. Signs at the rally said it best: “Fair contract today, no more delay.”

WEATHER [8/22 - 8/24]

Get ready to craaaaaaaank that A/C up this weekend!

Friday, 8/22: 101/67 ☀️ Sunny
Saturday, 8/23: 101/68 ☀️ Sunny
Sunday, 8/24: 97/66 ☀️ Sunny

EVENTS AND THINGS TO DO [8/22 - 8/24]

Looking for something fun to do this weekend? You’re in the right place! 🎉

Stay tuned for Monday morning’s newsletter, where we’ll give the lowdown on all the cool upcoming weekday events for next week!

FRIDAY, AUGUST 22nd

🏠 Marshall House Tour @ Officer’s Row | 10AM (FREE)
Step inside the Marshall House, where Queen Anne elegance meets military history. Once home to General George C. Marshall, this turreted treasure features stained glass, intricate woodwork, and a peek into the past with period furnishings and a recreated study. Walk-in tours available Wed–Fri, 10–2, and select Saturdays, 11–3.

👟 Clark County Lunchtime Walking Tour @ Arnada Park | 12PM (FREE)
This walking tour spills the tea on the women (hint: Ida Elwel, Anna Eastham, and Margaret Ranns) who helped shape Vancouver’s very own Arnada neighborhood, proving history isn’t ALL just about dudes with mustaches. You’ll get fresh air, fun facts, and a break from your co-workers. What could be better?!

🚘 Friday Night Cruise-In @ Alderbrook Park | 5PM ($10)
Chrome, engines, and nostalgia…what more could you want? Polish your ride or just stroll and gawk at this wheely awesome classic car gathering in a beautiful scenic environment. This week’s 4th of July event features extended hours.

🏳️‍🌈 Queer and Trans Meet-Up @ Dandelion Teahouse | 5:30PM (FREE)
Yay for equali-tea! Come sip some beverages with fellow members of the LGBTQIA community at Dandelion Teahouse. Allies are always welcome!

⛪️ Faux Stained Glass Class @ Craft Warehouse | 6PM ($30)
Stained glass can be expensive (just ask the architects behind Notre Dame)! So, why not come make your own for a fraction of the price? Now that’s a glassy way to spend an evening.

🎉 Pokemon Trade Night @ Super Sports Cards | 6PM (FREE)
Gotta trade ’em all! Bring your binder and your rarest cards so you can evolve your Pokemon card collection. Don’t be a Slowpoke…show up before the fun disappears faster than a wild Ditto!

🚣‍♀️ Dragon Boat Community Paddles @ Ridgefield Boat Launch | 6:30PM (FREE)
Ever wanted to commandeer a dragon boat? We have an oar-some opportunity for you. On summer Friday evenings, come to the Ridgefield Boat Launch to get your paddle on for free. No equipment or experience required!

🎶 Divorced Dad Rock Night @ The Offramp | 8PM (FREE)
Mullets? Mandatory. Keystone Light? Flowing. Nickelback? Blasting louder than ever. We’re closing out summer with peak midlife-crisis energy: cargo shorts, New Balance sneakers, and dad jokes up the wazoo. Dress like a freshly single suburban legend for your shot at swag, glory, and maybe even joint custody of the aux cord?!

🎥 Barbie @ Columbia Tech Center Park | DUSK (FREE)
It’s the last Free Friday Night Movie of the summer, and they’re going out in style (AKA plastic fantastic style). Bring your friends, family, and existential dread as Barbie and Ken trade Barbie Land for the questionable joys of the real world (spoiler: it’s less pink). This special ASL version features Leila Hanaumi signing all the dialogue and lyrics, making it extra iconic. Oh, and remember: YOU ARE KENOUGH!

SATURDAY, AUGUST 23rd 

🏁 Felida Cars and Coffee @ Creed Coffee Company | 8AM - 10AM (FREE)
Start your engines and your caffeine buzz at this classy cars + coffee combo! Bonus: if you attend, you get 10% off your coffee order. Wins all around!

🛒 Vancouver Farmers Market @ Esther Short Park | 9AM - 3PM (FREE)
Your weekly reminder that vegetables can be aesthetic and bread is always the answer. Stock up, stroll around, and try not to spend all your money on honey and hot sauce. But, if you do, at least you’re spending local?!

🎉 Go Fest 2025 Live Finale @ Officer’s Row | 10AM - 6PM (FREE)
GO Fest 2025 Max Finale is here! Catch every Gigantamax Pokémon ever and the brand-new Legendary Eternatus, plus revisit Crowned Sword Zacian and Crowned Shield Zamazenta in special raid battles. Gotta catch ‘em all!

🐶 Dog Prom @ Dandelion Teahouse | 10:30AM (FREE)
Dog Prom 2025 is here! Dandelion shuts down the street for their 5th annual Doggy Fashion Show & Block Party. This year’s theme? Wizard of Paws! Pups strut at 2pm, but come early for vendors, sparkles, and all the paw-some fun.

✈️ Wheels and Wings @ Grove Field Airport | 11AM - 3PM ($20)
Ready for a wheely good time? The Port of Camas-Washougal is hosting their annual Wheels and Wings event featuring a hot dog lunch and a car and airplane walk-through show. It’s going to be just plane awesome!

🐶 Brews, Barks, and Belly Rubs @ Breakside Brewery | 12PM - 4PM (FREE)
Puppies, pints, and patio vibes! Swing by Breakside Brewing to meet adorable Sacred Pawz Rescue pups. Plus, a portion of beer sales goes to Sacred Pawz, and there’s merch to show off your rescue love in style! Puppies + beer = basically the best day ever?!

🛝 Columbia Play Project @ Artillery Barracks | 1PM - 4PM (FREE)
The Columbia Play Project and The Historic Trust are collaborating for a day of imagination, hands-on fun, and kid-powered creativity at their pop-up children’s museum. Families can explore interactive exhibits and joyful activities all on the front lawn of the iconic Artillery Barracks at Fort Vancouver. Does this…count as a history lesson?!

🐶 Adoptable Pet Meet & Greet @ Gossip in the Grain | 1PM (FREE)
Looking to add some furry friends to your family? Join the Dogs of Del Norte, Mila’s Mutts, and I Paw’d It Forward outside Gossip in the Grain Taproom for a combined adoption event. Meet 10+ adorable dogs, friendly cats, and even get your pets microchipped?! How WONDER-FUR!

🍄 Mushroom Magic @ Craft Warehouse | 2PM ($5)
Know a fungi? Why don’t you bring him (or her) to this fun alcohol ink glass mushroom class. You’ll learn how to blend and layer flowing inks on curved glass, and take home a one-of-a-kind piece that’s just as magical as it is fun to make. Just make sure you have mushroom to store your new piece!

👕 Clothing Swap @ Cascade Park Library | 2PM (FREE)
New school year, new style! Join other Vancouver residents at the library for an all-ages clothing swap…all styles, sizes, and genders welcome. Bring up to 15 gently loved items (no holes or stains, please!) and trade them in for fresh finds.

🎥 Cry Baby @ The Kiggins Theater | 8PM ($15)
The Denton Delinquents are back, and they’re bringing John Waters’ rock ’n’ roll cult classic “Cry Baby” to life! Grab your leather jacket and your sense of mischief, because this is one wild ride through teen rebellion you won’t forget!