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Monday, September 8th in Vancouver, Washington
Happy Monday, Vancouver!
Can you feel it? The air is changing…that first hint of crispness, football is officially back (Go Hawks), and pumpkins already caught us off gourd at Trader Joe’s. What can we say? All around, we’re just feeling PUMPED (🎃🎃🎃🎃)
Anyways, here's what to expect in today's edition of The PNW Report (Vancouver):
📰 Local News
☁️ Weather
🎉 Events & Things To Do
🤔 Lateral Thinking Puzzle
Let's get started!
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LOCAL NEWS
🚌 Evergreen School District Delays School Start Date For 3rd Week in a Row
The 2025-2026 school year is still stuck at the bus stop as Evergreen PSE union members and the district remain deadlocked in bargaining negotiations. Parents are scrambling for childcare! Kids are secretly thrilled! Stay tuned for updates!
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WEATHER
There’s a chill in the air…
Monday, 9/8: 71/60 ☁️ Cloudy
Tuesday, 9/9: 71/58 🌧️ AM Showers
Wednesday, 9/10: 72/57 ☁️ Cloudy
Thursday, 9/11: 72/56 ☁️ Mostly Cloudy
EVENTS AND THINGS TO DO [9/8 - 9/11]
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Looking for something fun to do this week? You’re in the right place! 🎉
Stay tuned for Thursday morning’s newsletter, where we’ll give the lowdown on all the cool upcoming weekend events!
⭐️ FEATURED EVENT ⭐️
Screen to Stage IV: Performed LIVE
📍Kiggins Theatre
📆 9/11/2025
⏰ 7PM
🎟️ $18
Sing along (quietly… or not) to bangers like “Back in Time” from Back to the Future, “Mrs. Robinson” from The Graduate, and yes, “Sisters” from White Christmas. Tickets on sale now before they vanish like Marty McFly in a bad timeline.
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 8th
🏃♂️ Run Club @ Foot Traffic | 5:45PM (FREE)
Looking for an excuse to be active but mostly just want to socialize? This run club is 50% chatting, 50% running, and 100% a good time. They meet at the Trader Joe’s on Chkalov, you know, just in case you wanna grab some cheese for the drive home.
🤣 Downtown Laughs @ Donnell’s | 6PM - 8PM (FREE)
Mondays don’t have to be so miserable…laugh your way into the week at Donnell’s! Grab a drink, find a good seat, and get ready for an evening of raw, unfiltered comedy from some of the funniest locals around.
🏢 What Can Your Charter Do For You? @ Vancouver Library | 6PM (FREE)
The League of Women Voters Clark County is here to break down the Clark County Charter with expert panelists (Clark County Auditor Greg Kimsey, former Camas Mayor Nan Hendrickson, former City Councilor Pat Jollota), and a crash course in how you can amend the rules that run the county. Who knew democracy had a user manual?!
✍️ Willamette Writers Group @ Three Creeks Library | 6PM (FREE)
Have you been wanting to write the Great American Novel someday? Well, someday is now, babe! Willamette Writers is a free monthly writers meetup is where you stop screaming into the void and start screaming your words into an open mic…or at least sharing your genius with people who get it.
🤣 Open Mic Comedy @ Underbar | 8PM - 10PM (FREE)
Underbar’s Open Mic, hosted by Juan Duran, is the place to be to beat the Monday blues. Their drink selection doesn’t hurt either tbh…sip sip hooray!
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th
✍️ Shut Up and Write! @ The ARTS Centered | 5:15PM (FREE)
Calling all writers (yes, even you with the half-finished novel hiding in Google Docs)! This is focused weekly writing time to just show up, get words on the page, and meet some fellow word nerds. Write, write, write!