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Happy Monday, Vancouver!

Did everyone enjoy the beautiful weather this past weekend? Sun, cherry blossoms, warm(ish) weather, a new ice cream shop opening…it definitely felt like spring in Vancouver. Which is fitting, because Saturday officially marked the “Official” first day of Spring! Unfortunately, this is Vancouver, so we will be getting back to our regularly scheduled programming of rain for a little bit. Remember, we are here:

Anyways, here's what to expect in today's edition of The PNW Report (Vancouver):

📰 Local News
☁️ Weather
🎉 Events & Things To Do
🤔 Lateral Thinking Puzzle

Let's get started!

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🥟 Bellevue, WA-Based Dough Zone Dumpling House is Coming to Mill Plain in East Vancouver

Vancouver’s dumpling scene is about to rise to the occasion! Dough Zone is kneading its way into 11909 SE Mill Plain Blvd, taking over the former Costa Vida spot and bringing its soup dumplings along for the journey. There’s no exact opening date yet, but they’re aiming for late spring, so start saving room now, because once this place opens, you’re going to be on a strict see-food (dumpling edition) diet.

🏛️ Former Vancouver CFO Files Tort Claim Against City

Things are getting a little less “spreadsheet” and a little more “lawsuit pending.” Vancouver’s former CFO, Natasha Ramras, has filed a tort claim against the city, alleging retaliation after she raised concerns about how public funds were being used. The claim, filed last month, could lead to a full lawsuit, especially after she says the situation ended with her firing. We’ll keep you updated!

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WEATHER

Rain with flowers, come through!

Monday, 3/23: 56/47 🌥️ Mostly Cloudy
Tuesday, 3/24: 56/42 🌧️ Rain
Wednesday, 3/25: 53/36 🌧️ Showers
Thursday, 3/26: 58/36 🌤️ Mostly Sunny

EVENTS AND THINGS TO DO [3/23 - 3/26]

Looking for something fun to do this week? You’re in the right place! 🎉 

Stay tuned for Thursday morning’s newsletter, where we’ll give the lowdown on all the cool upcoming weekend events!

MONDAY, MARCH 23rd

🎧 Audiobook Walking Club @ Camas Public Library | 9:30AM (FREE)
This free monthly meetup is for the audiobook addicts who want to listen while moving their legs. Participants have an hour to walk and listen before a half-hour of optional socializing. Make sure to check the weather for plot twists (i.e. cancellations).

🤠 Line Dancing @ Cascade Park Library | 1PM (FREE)
It’s time to shelf your excuses and get in formation! Slide on over to the library for a free line dancing workout.

🏃‍♂️ Run Club @ Foot Traffic | 5:45PM (FREE)
Looking for an excuse to be active but mostly just want to socialize? This run club is 50% chatting, 50% running, and 100% a good time. They meet at the Trader Joe’s on Chkalov, you know, just in case you wanna grab some cheese for the drive home.

🤣 Chicks & Giggles @ Donnell’s | 6PM - 8PM (FREE)
Mondays don’t have to be so miserable…laugh your way into the week at Donnell’s! Grab a drink, find a good seat, and get ready for an evening of raw, unfiltered comedy from some of the funniest locals around.

🤣 Open Mic Comedy @ Underbar | 8PM - 10PM (FREE)
Underbar’s Open Mic, hosted by Juan Duran, is the place to be to beat the Monday blues. Their drink selection doesn’t hurt either tbh…sip sip hooray!

TUESDAY, MARCH 24th

📑 How to Create a Research Plan and Stay Focused @ Clark County Genealogical Society | 10AM ($45)
Falling down a family tree rabbit hole? Same. Join the Clark County Genealogical Society for a workshop on how to create a research plan and actually stick to it…so you don’t end up 6 hours deep wondering if you’re distantly related to a Queen (spoiler alert: you probably aren’t).

✍️ Shut Up and Write! @ The ARTS Centered | 5:15PM (FREE)
Calling all writers (yes, even you with the half-finished novel hiding in Google Docs)! This is focused weekly writing time to just show up, get words on the page, and meet some fellow word nerds. Write, write, write!

🚲 Urbanism Happy Hour @ Tap Union | 6:30PM (FREE)
Grab your helmet and your happy hour appetite…it’s time for Cycle Vancouver’s Urbanism Happy Hour at Tap Union! Meet fellow two-wheeled enthusiasts, swap stories from the bike lane, and toast to better mobility, stronger community, and fewer potholes.

🎱 Autumn Pinny Cup Tournament @ Silver Ball Social Club | 7PM ($12)
Ready to have a ball? Head over to Silver Ball Social Club for a flippin’ cool pinball tournament. Players will be matched together on teams, regardless of skill levels, so get ready to roll over your opponents!

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 25th

🪡 Open Craft @ Hook & Needle Fiber | 4PM - 7PM (FREE)
For when you’re feeling crafty, but also a little too lazy to follow official directions. Bring your supplies, hang out, and make something beautiful at this open craft session...or a tangled mess. We don’t judge!

🎺 Music Night @ Willful Wine | 5PM – 7PM (FREE)
Sip wine and sway awkwardly at this delightful evening of music and merlot. Willful Wine knows how to pair a Pinot with a trumpet solo. Wine not?!

🩹 Hands-Only CPR @ Cascade Park Library | 5:30PM (FREE)
Ready to keep your cool when things get critical? This intro CPR course covers the basics, hands-on practice, and situational awareness …AKA how to actually be useful in an emergency instead of just standing there.

🍷 Wine School @ Dovetail Cellars | 6PM ($40)
Syrah-iously…it’s time to wine a little (and learn a lot). This interactive Wine School dives deep into Syrah with five blind tastings from around the world. There will be guided discussion, the chance to rate each wine, and 10% off any future wines. Hey, education should come with perks…wine not?!

🃏 Tabletop and Taps @ Vault31 Bar | 6PM (FREE)
Board games are always a good idea. Join your fellow nerds at this board game meet-up and get ready to pwn some n00bs at Catan. Bring your A-game, or just bring yourself and let the dice and drinks (or both?!) decide your fate.

🎥 The Over 40 Revolution @ The Kiggins Theater | 7PM ($30 - $40)
Wrinkles? We prefer plot lines. The Over 40 Revolution, led by award-winning photographer Darina Neyret, is a celebration of women stepping into their next chapter. Featuring powerful portraits and real stories, this night honors confidence, growth, and the radical idea that life doesn’t peak at 25…it just gets better lighting!

🤣 Comedy Night @ Shanahan’s | 8PM (FREE)
Grab the mic (literally) every Wednesday! In-person sign-ups kick off at 7:30, and the stage lights blaze at 8:00. Hosted by the one and only Sean Grace, this is your chance to shine, stumble, or just watch others do both.

THURSDAY, MARCH 26th

📝 The Craft of Writing @ Vancouver Library | 10:30AM (FREE)
This writer’s group dives into the craft of writing with a mix of exercises, book discussions, and friendly workshopping. Explore published gems across memoir, fiction, and non-fiction, then test-drive your own stories in a supportive, collaborative setting.

📚 Library Trivia Nights @ Vancouver Library | 5PM (FREE)
Time to take your brain off the shelf for Library Trivia Night! Go solo or bring a team and see if your knowledge is overdue for recognition or just barely passing.

🎵 Move it on Over: Songs and Stories of Hank Williams @ Providence Academy | 6PM ($18 - $25)
Your cheatin’ heart…might just buy a ticket?! The Historic Trust brings music historian and performer Joel Underwood to the Providence Academy Chapel for Move It on Over…a one-man show celebrating the life, music, and myth of Hank Williams.

🏃‍♀️ Vancouver Run, Grub, and Chug @ The Vancouver Waterfront | 6:45PM (FREE)
Run for your health, and drink for...well, fun. Kind of like a race but with fewer rules and more rewards. This run club meets weekly, so if this is your vibe, guess what? You can do it next week, too!

WEEKLY EVENTS

Note: please call or visit each establishment’s website before visiting for a particular event in case details have changed.

BINGO

[MONDAY] Music Bingo Monday @ Ghost Runners Brewery | 7PM (FREE)
[TUESDAY] Bingo @ Grapes n Hops | 6PM (FREE)
[WEDNESDAY] Not Boring Music Bingo @ Fortside Brewing | 6PM (FREE)
[WEDNESDAY] Bar Card Bingo @ Vancouver Elks Lodge | 6PM (FREE)
[THURSDAY] 5 Star Bingo @ Doomsday Brewing Pub | 6PM (FREE)
[THURSDAY] Adult Bingo @ Underbar | 7PM (FREE)

TRIVIA

[MONDAY] Monday Night Trivia @ Shorewood Restaurant and Bar | 6PM (FREE)[MONDAY] Trivia Night @ Pour Choices Pub | 6:30PM (FREE)
[MONDAY] 5 Star Trivia @ Gossip in the Grain | 6:30PM (FREE)
[MONDAY] Trivia Night @ Thirsty Sasquatch | 8PM (FREE)
[MONDAY] Trivia Monday @ Full Heart Irish Pub | 9PM (FREE) 
[TUESDAY] Trivia Night @ Oak Tree Station | 6PM (FREE)
[TUESDAY] Last Call Trivia @ Tip Top Tavern | 7PM (FREE)
[TUESDAY] 5 Star Trivia @ Playmakers Hazel Dell | 7PM (FREE) 
[TUESDAY] Trivia Tuesday @ Underbar | 7PM (FREE)
[TUESDAY] 5 Star Trivia @ JB’s Taphouse and Grill | 7PM (FREE)
[TUESDAY] Trivia Night @ Ole’s Outpost | 7PM (FREE)
[WEDNESDAY] Not Rocket Science Trivia @ Coral Club | 7:30PM (FREE)
[WEDNESDAY] 5 Star Trivia @ Grapes n Hops | 6PM (FREE)
[WEDNESDAY] Last Call Trivia @ Victor23 | 7PM (FREE)
[THURSDAY] 5 Star Trivia @ Doomsday Brewing Pub and Pizza | 6PM (FREE)
[THURSDAY] 5 Star Trivia Night @ Ghost Runner Brewery | 7PM (FREE)
[THURSDAY] 5 Star Trivia Night @ Grady’s Public House | 7PM (FREE)
[THURSDAY] Not Rocket Science Trivia @ Brickhouse | 7PM (FREE)
[THURSDAY] Trivia Thursday @ Breakside Vancouver | 6PM (FREE)

Lateral Thinking Puzzle of the Day

🧠 Time to put your thinking cap on!

Welcome to our Lateral Thinking Puzzle section, where things aren’t always as they seem. Ready to challenge your brain with some tricky scenarios and unexpected twists? Let’s see if you can crack the puzzle!

We’ll give you the answer in Thursday’s edition of The PNW Report (Vancouver)!

Today’s Puzzle: What has to be broken before you can use it?

Last Thursday’s Question + Answer: What can be made, told, and played? [Answer: A joke!]