Happy Thursday, Vancouver!

Welcome to March! Mother Nature is busy smashing our hopes for a dry spring with some classic PNW drizzle.

See this image above? We need to talk about it. We have a very important question for our readers that needs to be settled, for once and for all. We understand that this might cause some…heated debates. But we’re here for it, and we’re here for you, doing the important work. Without further ado, we ask you:

No matter where you fall on the great umbrella debate, don't let a little rain dampen your parade (or your "pelt") because this weekend is looking absolutely…bountiful.

Anyways, here's what to expect in today's edition of The PNW Report (Vancouver):

📰 Local News
☁️ Weather
🎉 Events & Things To Do
🤔 Lateral Thinking Puzzle

Let’s get started!

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LOCAL NEWS

✌️ The Bi-Mart on Falk Road in Fourth Plain Village Has Permanently Closed

The Bi-Mart at 2601 Falk Road has officially closed its doors, trimming the chain’s footprint in the Portland metro area. Company president Todd Watson said the decision came down to profitability, citing “consumer demand and a changing local market.” The retailer, which operates 79 stores across Oregon, Washington, and western Idaho, says members can transfer to the Orchards location on Fourth Plain (or any other store), and employees are being helped find roles at nearby branches. So while Falk Road shoppers are out of luck, the red-and-white membership card lives on…just a few miles east.

✌️ Vancouver Station Has Officially Soft Launched on SE 164th Avenue

Check out our video walk-through below on our Instagram:

WEATHER [3/6 - 3/8]

To umbrella…or not to umbrella?! That is the question.

Friday, 3/6: 51/46 🌧️ Showers
Saturday, 3/7: 58/45 ☁️ Cloudy
Sunday, 3/8: 53/39 🌧️ Showers

EVENTS AND THINGS TO DO [3/6 - 3/8]

Looking for something fun to do this weekend? You’re in the right place! 🎉

Stay tuned for Monday morning’s newsletter, where we’ll give the lowdown on all the cool upcoming weekday events for next week!

FRIDAY, MARCH 6th

🖼️ “Buds” @ A Hall Artworks | 4:30PM (FREE)
Spring has officially sprung (at least inside this art gallery) with the opening reception for "Buds," a brand-new exhibit at A Hall Artworks. Located right in the heart of downtown on Evergreen Blvd, this show features fresh works that are sure to grow on you as we transition into the new season. You can meet the artists, enjoy some light refreshments, and celebrate the local talent that keeps Vancouver's art scene blooming.

🌷 Spring Flea Market @ The Valiant Ballroom | 5PM - 8PM (FREE)
Ready to spring into some vintage shopping? The Valiant Ballroom is hosting a Spring Flea Market as part of Downtown Vancouver’s First Friday event. There will be over 400 clothing and accessory pieces…AKA 400 opportunities to tell people: “Oh, this? It’s vintage.” 😏

🦖 Jurassic Camas First Friday @ Downtown Camas | 5PM – 8PM (FREE)
Camas is going full Jurassic Park for this month's First Friday! You can stomp, chomp, and roar through downtown as you embark on the "Jurassic Camas Quest" or hunt for legendary Dino Eggs hidden throughout local businesses. It’s a "T-Rex-cellent" opportunity for after-hours shopping, dining specials, and photo ops with some prehistoric pals.

🎨 First Friday @ Downtown Vancouver | 5PM - 9PM (FREE)
First Friday is back! Downtown Vancouver lights up with art, live music, and good vibes. Stroll the galleries, sip something local, and discover your new favorite artist…or taco truck.

⚖️ 12 Incompetent Jurors @ Magenta Theatre | 7PM ($15)
Order in the court (or at least an attempt at it) as Magenta Theatre presents a hilarious parody of the classic legal drama 12 Angry Men. In this version, the "Cat Burglar" is accused of abducting half a dozen felines, and despite the evidence being as clear as a fresh bowl of milk, Juror #8 is convinced of his innocence. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll definitely wonder if you're ever getting that jury duty summons in the mail.

☂️ Mary Poppins @ Fort Vancouver High School | 7PM ($17 – $19)
The world’s most famous nanny is flying into Vancouver, and she’s brought more than just a spoonful of sugar. In fact, this performance is…practically perfect!

SATURDAY, MARCH 7th

🚣 Spring Sprints Regatta @ Vancouver Lake | 7:30AM – 4PM (FREE)
Grab your binoculars and head to the shore for the second annual Spring Sprints Regatta. Watch as nearly 1,000 youth and adult rowers from across the PNW battle it out on the water in a series of high-energy races. Water you waiting for?!

🐝 Welcoming Mason Bees @ Luke Jensen Sports Complex | 9:30AM (FREE)
Want to bee the best neighbor ever to our local pollinators? Join Master Gardener Anne Bulger for a free workshop on how to welcome mason bees into your backyard. You’ll learn how to create the perfect bee&bee, provide the right food, and keep those gentle buzzing friends safe from pests.

🛒 Vancouver Farmers Market @ Esther Short Park | 10AM - 2PM (FREE)
Your weekly reminder that vegetables can be aesthetic and bread is always the answer. Stock up, stroll around, and try not to spend all your money on honey and hot sauce. But, if you do, at least you’re spending local?!

🎉 The Kazoodles Birthday Party @ Kazoodles | 11AM – 4PM (FREE)
Vancouver's favorite toy store is turning another year older (they’re turning 20, to be exact)! Bring the kids for a day filled with games, laughter, and maybe even a few surprises hidden in the aisles.

💃 Yeats Academy Irish Dancers @ Vancouver Mall Library | 11AM (FREE)
Get ready to kick up your heels as the Yeats Academy of Irish Dance brings a bit of the Emerald Isle to the Vancouver Mall Library. These talented dancers will be showcasing the rhythm, precision, and high-energy footwork that makes Irish dance so "jig-tastic." It’s the perfect way to get into the St. Patrick’s Day spirit a little early and marvel at the skill of these local performers. Best of all, it's free, so you can save your "gold" for a post-dance treat at the mall!

📖 A.L. Hampton @ Barnes & Noble | 12PM – 4PM (FREE)
Local author A.L. Hampton is stopping by Barnes & Noble for a free author meet-and-greet…come meet the mind behind the “Crown of the Seven Realms” series, get your copies signed, and maybe even pry a few secrets about future plot twists.

🥖 Conscious Consumption: Bread and Pickles @ Cascade Park Library | 2PM (FREE)
Are you tired of being in a "pickle" when it comes to food waste? Join the library for a session on conscious consumption that focuses on the two staples of every great sandwich: bread and pickles. You'll learn tips for making your groceries last longer and how to turn "leftovers" into "best-overs" with a bit of creativity.

🎨 Artist Talk @ Aqua Gallery | 2PM (FREE)
Dive into the creative process at Aqua Gallery's Saturday afternoon artist talk. It’s a rare chance to hear directly from the creators about the inspiration, techniques, and maybe even the "happy accidents" that lead to the stunning works on display.

☂️ Mary Poppins @ Fort Vancouver High School | 6PM ($17 – $19)
The world’s most famous nanny is flying into Vancouver, and she’s brought more than just a spoonful of sugar. In fact, this performance is…practically perfect!

🕺 Disco, Occasionally @ Camas Public Library | 6:30PM (FREE)
Looking for a “Golden” opportunity to craft friendship bracelets while you vibe to Harry’s 4th album? The Camas Public Library is transforming into a Harry Styles wonderland, and you’re not going to want to miss it.

⚖️ 12 Incompetent Jurors @ Magenta Theatre | 7PM ($15)
Order in the court (or at least an attempt at it) as Magenta Theatre presents a hilarious parody of the classic legal drama 12 Angry Men. In this version, the "Cat Burglar" is accused of abducting half a dozen felines, and despite the evidence being as clear as a fresh bowl of milk, Juror #8 is convinced of his innocence. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll definitely wonder if you're ever getting that jury duty summons in the mail.

🏀 Vancouver Bears Basketball Game @ Hudson’s Bay High School | 7PM ($5 – $10)
Get ready to "bear" down and cheer on Vancouver's very own pro-basketball team as they hit the court at Hudson's Bay. It’s going to be a "slam dunk" of an evening filled with fast breaks, three-pointers, and maybe even a mascot sighting or two.

🎶 Vancouver Master Chorale @ First Presbyterian | 7PM ($10 – $30)
The hills (well, downtown Vancouver) are alive with the sound of music as the Vancouver Master Chorale takes the stage. Under the direction of Jana Hart, this premier choir will deliver a performance that’s sure to hit all the right notes.

🎷 Winter Jazz Band Concert @ Clark College | 7:30PM (FREE)
Prepare for a "sax-y" Saturday night at Clark College as the Winter Jazz Band takes over the Gaiser Student Center. Directed by the legendary Dr. Doug Harris, these bands are fresh off a successful festival and ready to bring some intimate, high-energy jazz to the Vancouver campus.